FANDOM


1980


"IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE MUSIC, ITS TIME TO LIGHT THE LIGHTS, IT'S TIME TO GET IT STARTED. WHY DON'T WE GET IT STARTED?"

"IT'S TIME TO GET THINGS STARTED ON THE MOST SENSATIONAL, INSPIRATIONAL, CELEBRATIONAL, MUPPETATIONAL, THIS IS WHAT WE CALL THE MUP-PET SHOWWWWW!"


C-3P0- "EXCUSE ME, MASTER LUKE, BUT WHAT IS THIS STRANGE PLANET WE'VE COME TO?"

LUKE- "BEATS ME, THREEPIO. IT APPEARS WE'VE LANDED ON SOME SORT OF

(a pause)

COMEDY-VARIETY SHOW PLANET."


KERMIT- "LUKE, CAN YOU TAKE A COUPLE OF MINUTES AND DO SOMETHING ON OUR SHOW?"

LUKE- "NO WAY. THERE'S NO WAY I'M GOING TO BE SUCKED INTO SOME THIRD-RATE VARIET SHOW."

KERMIT- "SECOND-RATE VARIETY SHOW."