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On the first month of prison, the warden gave to me a twelve-year penalty.
On the second month of prison the warden gave to me two prison jobs and a twelve-year penalty.
On the third month of prison the warden gave to me three annoying roommates, two prison jobs, and a twelve-year penalty.
On the fourth month of prison, the warden gave to me four court trials, three annoying roommates, two prison jobs, and a twelve-year penalty.
On the fifth month of prison, the warden gave to me five cell door bars, four court trials, three annoying roommates, two prison jobs, and a twelve-year penalty.
On the sixth month of prison the warden gave to me six surveillance cameras, five cell door bars, four court trials, three annoying roommates, two prison jobs,…Read more >
11.11.11 at 1111:11 hrs
Where will you be?
Me: looking at a clock
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WHO'S GONNA SEE THE MUPPET MOVIE? I KNOW I AM! ALSO, TYPE IN TELNET TOWEL.BLINKENLIGHTS.NL & WATCH THE MAGIC HAPPEN! FINALLY, I'M OUT OF DETENTION!
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hello people of this site, ALLEN, i'm going to tell you a hack on a computer, go to start at the botm of your
screen, go to run, tipe cmd, then wright telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl , then press enter. go star wars!!!!!Read more >
to sit in detention for the whole day?
a bike bring you to a thorny injury?
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When we last saw Navajo squadron, we hoped it would be the last time. But, they're back.
Navajo 1- "Serpentine, Allen! Serpentine!"
Navajo 2- "Got one! That's one bomber and three escorts left."
Oreo- "Check the radar!"
Navajo 2- "Ok, Ok, O- there is no radar to check!"
Navajo 1 -"Engaging an EA-18 Growler, in case you need to know!"
(*boing boing boing boing rrrrroooooppppp*)
Navajo 1- "Fox Two! Ahh, it's not gonna make it, it's not gonna-yesssss!"
(couple mins. later)
Oreo- "Very good job! Now land before she gets thirsty!"
Navajo 1- "She's getting thirsty, and I'm getting thirsty!"Read more >
October 11, 2010 1450 hrs.
McRobert city, Wielvakia
Navajo 1- "This is 18hotel to base, everythin's lookin' good."
Oreo- "This is 'Oreo' to 18hotel. We have contact."
(*dun da dun*)
Oreo- "Three Erusian bombers, escorted by six fighters, 30 mi. out."
Navajo 2- "Base, this is November six-niner. Weapons free?"
Base- "Weapons free. Intercept."
(10 mins. pass)
Navajo 1- "What's that you say, Allen? Right, setting AIM-9 switch to master arm. 2, do the same."
Navajo 2- "Wilco."
(*boing boing boing boing boing rroooppppp)
Navajo 1- "Got a lock! Fox two!"
Navajo 2- "Nice shot, lead. Taking down the bombers."
Navajo 1- "Oh God, no. He's on my tail!"
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FIRST AC BLOG!
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NOT WHAT YOU'D EXPECT FROM THE SONORAN DESERT......
YELLOW 94. YOU READING THIS?
HOPE YOU LIVE IN THE LAND DOWN UNDER, CAUSE THEY'RE WARMIN' UP.Read more >
"THIS IS FLIGHT DIRECTOR. WE REPORT GO FOR LAUNCH. T- MINUS 60 SECONDS."
(30 secs. pass)
"T-MINUS 30 SECONDS. GANTRY RETRACT."
(15 secs. pass)
"T-MINUS 15, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5,"
COMMANDER MILLER- "IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN! dur nuh na na, di di di do do..."
FD- " 4, 3, 2, 1, LIFTOFF!"
COMM. MILLER- "THE CLOCK HAS STARTED."
FD- "TOWER CLEAR. ROLL PROGRAM"
(10 secs. later) COMM. MILLER- "ROLL COMPLETE. PITCH PROGRAM."
BOOSTER- "WE SEE BPC CLEAR. ENGINE SHUTOFF 3, 2, 1. STAGING."
(first stage falls away)
BOOSTER- "ORBIT BURN. PILOT TOMSON, YOU READY?
P. TOMSON- "READY TO SET THE FIRES, OVER."
BOOSTER- "SECOND STAGE BURN, NOW."
FIDO- "PITCH, TOMSON. THERE, OK, YOU ARE IN ORBIT CORRIDOR. ALTITUDE, 220 MILES."
BOOSTER- "ENGINE SHUTOFF, 3, 2, 1."
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FLIGHT DIRECTOR- "ALL DEEP HORIZONS FLIGHT TEAMS, LISTEN UP. I WANT A GO/NO-GO FOR LAUNCH. BOOSTER.
" BOOSTER- "GO."
FD- "SATTELITE TEAM."
FD- "WEATHER TEAM."
WT- "WEATHER'S PERMITTING."Read more >
"IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE MUSIC, ITS TIME TO LIGHT THE LIGHTS, IT'S TIME TO GET IT STARTED. WHY DON'T WE GET IT STARTED?"
"IT'S TIME TO GET THINGS STARTED ON THE MOST SENSATIONAL, INSPIRATIONAL, CELEBRATIONAL, MUPPETATIONAL, THIS IS WHAT WE CALL THE MUP-PET SHOWWWWW!"
C-3P0- "EXCUSE ME, MASTER LUKE, BUT WHAT IS THIS STRANGE PLANET WE'VE COME TO?"
LUKE- "BEATS ME, THREEPIO. IT APPEARS WE'VE LANDED ON SOME SORT OF
COMEDY-VARIETY SHOW PLANET."
KERMIT- "LUKE, CAN YOU TAKE A COUPLE OF MINUTES AND DO SOMETHING ON OUR SHOW?"
LUKE- "NO WAY. THERE'S NO WAY I'M GOING TO BE SUCKED INTO SOME THIRD-RATE VARIET SHOW."
KERMIT- "SECOND-RATE VARIETY SHOW."Read more >
IT'S THE SPACE ODYSSEY
2001 (1968) DAVE- "OPEN THE POD BAY DOORS, HAL."
HAL- "I'M SORRY, DAVE, I CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT."
2010 (1984) HAL- "PROPULSION TANK PRESSURIZED. VOLTAGE STEADY. DR. CHANDRA, THIS PHENOMONON IS TOO IMPORTANT TO LEAVE, UNLESS IT REPRESENTED DANGER. DO YOU THINK THERE IS DANGER HERE?"
CHANDRA- "YES HAL, WE'RE IN DANGER."
HAL- "AND IF I DON'T PROCEED WITH THE LAUNCH?"
CHANDRA- "TTHEN THE LEONOV AND EVERYBODY IN IT COULD BE DESTROYED."
FLOYD- ('arms' calculator)
HAL- "I UNDERSTAND NOW, DR. CHANDRA. 15 MINUTES TO IGNITION. THANK YOU FOR TELLING ME THE TRUTH."
CHANDRA- "YOU DESERVE IT."Read more >
what I'm doing here
what a blog is
how to chat
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Title says it.Read more >